Canadian-born but Dunedin raised James Mustapic (known for his web series’ Shorty Street Scandal and Repressed Memories) uses his satirical, self-deprecating, and dry style to make cutting observations in his comedy. He give some very insightful answers in this very serious Q&A.
What do you think about when you’re alone in your car? Offensive question as I can’t drive. (gay)
What were you like at 15? Very bad at sports, very sad, (gay) very bullyable.
What quote or saying do people say that you think is complete BS? People who say ‘I don’t know how to human’ … just need to die please.
What’s something your brain tries to make you do and you have to will yourself not to do it? I just always want to eat chicken tenders. I really love them 🙁
Where were you 3 hours ago? Crying alone in someone else’s car
Why did the chicken cross the road? I gotta eat those chicken tenders sweetie sorry 🙁
Describe your show in 5 words: Spooky, Cheeky, Repressed, Gay, Hehehe
A 2019 Billy T nominee, James performs his new show The Blair Witch Projector in Wellington from May 7-11 and Auckland from May 21-15, as part of the NZ International Comedy Festival with Best Foods Mayo.